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Compensation Commensurate with Sacrifice
August 3, 2026
Don Hall
Compensation Commensurate with Sacrifice
August 3, 2026
Don Hall

“They waited for the next frightened person to confuse survival with surrender.”

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August 3, 2026
Don Hall

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I Believe… [90% of Republicans Approve of The Trump, We Might Want to Re-strategize This Deal]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/11/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/11/19

I Believe… [90% of Republicans Approve of The Trump, We Might Want to Re-strategize This Deal]

…that if 90 percent of Republicans approve of Donald’s “work” as president in February 2019, we’re doing a piss-poor job persuading them otherwise.

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American Shithole #43 | GOP Senators are the Embodiment of Cowardice
American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19

American Shithole #43 | GOP Senators are the Embodiment of Cowardice

I hope we get to hold them down and carve a giant “T” into their thick fucking skulls before this is all over — although I imagine history has far worse in store for them. The “T” is for Traitor, of course, although that word will become synonymous with Trump in due time.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!

Trump: Remember last week when everyone was freaking out about me saying n*gg*r on a tape somewhere? 

Kelly: Every week makes me nostalgic for the week before.

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