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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
David Himmel

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I Believe… [Fashion Statement Activism]
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I Believe… [Fashion Statement Activism]

…that the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling (and people are buying) a $135 Coffee Enema Kit is far more alarming than anything going on in Congress these days. I "accidentally" shot coffee up my ass (there was a safe word) and it was not worth $135 unless it was from Starbucks.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Sexual Predators Celebrity VIP Chapter
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Sexual Predators Celebrity VIP Chapter

" I don’t know why masturbating in front of someone is considered assault. I’m the only one getting groped.

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