Movie Reviews by an Unemployed Guy
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Great movie. GREAT. MOVIE. Heartbreaking. Violent. Hugh Jackman brings his two decades playing the same character to bear to create a fitting send off to Wolverine. While I only had a decade of my job, I understand his torment as a figure of significance relegated to a shack in the middle of the desert, his only friends an albino and a deranged old man with psychic seizures.
I wish I had adamantium claws. Would have shot those things out and shredded that goddamn copy machine...
If the Royal Family has enough sense in their inbred brains to support the arrest and subsequent punishment of the Andrew Formerly Known as Prince, then American leaders ought to have equal sense to investigate and punish the other Epstein-related offenders. Or, at the very least, admit that American Power is too insulated for true justice to ever have a chance at prevailing and own up to being a criminal enterprise. Something far worse than being inbred. (Though, probably not as bad as being married to Meghan Markle.)