Movie Reviews by an Unemployed Guy

LOGAN

Great movie.  GREAT. MOVIE.  Heartbreaking.  Violent.  Hugh Jackman brings his two decades playing the same character to bear to create a fitting send off to Wolverine.  While I only had a decade of my job, I understand his torment as a figure of significance relegated to a shack in the middle of the desert, his only friends an albino and a deranged old man with psychic seizures.

I wish I had adamantium claws.  Would have shot those things out and shredded that goddamn copy machine...