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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches.

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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Mooning the Crowd and Waving Your Balls was Funny—Until It Wasn't
Don Hall Don Hall 5/13/21 Don Hall Don Hall 5/13/21

Mooning the Crowd and Waving Your Balls was Funny—Until It Wasn't

Have you seen a dick? They're hysterical! Like a flabby mushroom connected to a flesh bag. Or a skinny turtle out of his shell. A turkey neck without feathers. Who designed this, an idiot? The vagina is far more practical.

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