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History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall
History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall

“Journey will survive the apocalypse. Cockroaches, radiation, and some asshole singing “Don't Stop Believin'” over the ruins of Cincinnati.”

“Why Cincinnati?”

“Seems like the kind of place where the apocalypse would start.”

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November 9, 2026
Don Hall

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/11/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/11/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 6, 2024

Ennui sounds cute and romantic because it’s French. But the French have a long history of violence and rape, and ennui may well have been the catalyst to most of it.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/4/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/4/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 27, 2022

One of the Oath Keepers pleaded guilty to sedition. Could be going to jail for the better part of a decade. Boy, those antifa folks sure are committed to the mission.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/5/22 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/5/22

GOP Reflects On January 6th, National Bean Day

Communist Democrats won’t celebrate this great national holiday.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/30/21 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/30/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 25, 2021

The best part about the January 6 Insurrection Committee hearing this week was all the cursing on public radio and television.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/7/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/7/21

Awkward Encounter Between Insurrectionists and the Capitol Building at Starbucks on 1/7/21 – As Imagined by the GOP

The Capital Building is the Pirates of the Caribbean of Washington, D.C.

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