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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/18/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/18/19

I Believe… [We're Only Human]

…that there is nothing wrong with capitalism and the only thing wrong with any system of economic structure (communism, socialism, etc.) is that people in power always want more. Even (most) wonderful people with grand altruistic hopes become greedy monsters when afforded power.

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Don Hall Don Hall 7/28/18 Don Hall Don Hall 7/28/18

Working on #5-7: Compassion is a Gift not a Transaction

You receive compassion by demonstrating it. That’s it. That’s the only way.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/27/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/27/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 22, 2018

• The body wash I use in my showers has “Enviro-Friendly Microbeads.” What? I don’t care about the environment right now. I care if this soap is going to clean off the dookie that’s made its way halfway up my tailbone.

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