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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 22, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/27/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/27/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 22, 2024

Having a good set of lips to kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve won’t ensure you a great year, but it’s a helluva good start.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 15, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/20/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/20/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 15, 2024

Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Thanksgiving Week 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 11/25/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 11/25/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Thanksgiving Week 2022

You know the holiday season has begun when the clerk at the clothing stores barks at you to form the line “back there!” Joy to the world.

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Happy Hanukkah from Mel Gibson!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/1/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/1/21

Happy Hanukkah from Mel Gibson!

As a way to say thank you, I am moving forward with Lethal Weapon 5: Look! Jews!

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 6, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/11/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/11/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 6, 2020

The only people who care about Hanukkah are bored Jews and gentiles trying to be nice.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 15, 2019
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/20/19 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/20/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 15, 2019

My excitement to see Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker is equal to my excitement to see any movie in the theater. Seeing movies in the theater is the only time I drink Cherry Coke, and I’m excited to drink a Cherry Coke.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 25, 2018
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 11/30/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 11/30/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 25, 2018

I use a bidet for the exact same reason I use a pencil: Sometimes I make a mistake.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Christmas Edition
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/22/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/22/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Christmas Edition

• Israel thought it was getting Jerusalem as a capital city for Christmas this year. I guess it'll have to settle for that gift card to Ross Dress for Less.

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