![I Believe… [Fashion Statement Activism]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1515161985406-HN83KHDB624759DI4EQM/yorick2.jpg)
I Believe… [Fashion Statement Activism]
…that the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling (and people are buying) a $135 Coffee Enema Kit is far more alarming than anything going on in Congress these days. I "accidentally" shot coffee up my ass (there was a safe word) and it was not worth $135 unless it was from Starbucks.
America has always sold itself like a potluck dinner—“Bring your culture! Bring your grandma’s recipes! Bring the funky spices we can pretend we invented!”