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I Believe… [Righteously Wrong]
June 22, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Righteously Wrong]
June 22, 2026
Don Hall

...that curiosity is a muscle, and most people let it atrophy the moment they become convinced they're right.

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June 22, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion

You have a conflict on that date. A moral conflict.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump

On his tomb stone is inscribed, “This is Obama’s fault.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop

President Trump wants us to know he really is smart.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19

I’m Dr. Joe Janes, MD. MD stands for Mediocre Duck. (quack)

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Shelly’s Georgia Peach Hair Salon and Spa Reopens!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Shelly’s Georgia Peach Hair Salon and Spa Reopens!

Check out this comb and shears… That’s a rake and a sharp knife on the end of a stick.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump's Legion of Doom
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/19/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/19/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump's Legion of Doom

Lex – Almost only counts in horseshoes and massive flu virus outbreaks.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Senate Impeachment Trial RULES!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Senate Impeachment Trial RULES!

I also want to remind everyone that we took an oath of impartiality. - Oh. Sorry. I just shot milk out of my nose.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The War on Thanksgiving
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/27/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/27/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The War on Thanksgiving

I say we call it Thanksgetting.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons

I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/23/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/23/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite

Are you telling me white people aren’t allowed to be lynched? That’s racist!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Kellyanne and George Conway Eat Dinner
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/16/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/16/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Kellyanne and George Conway Eat Dinner

Nothing can taint my experience of enjoying this steak.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Fortifies The Wall
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/2/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/2/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Fortifies The Wall

Dr. Evil: We fill the alligators with scorpions and replace their teeth with fruit-flavored vape cartridges.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Shoots Person on 5th Avenue!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/25/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/25/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Shoots Person on 5th Avenue!

Lindsay Graham says, “It’s unusual, but that’s Trump style.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/18/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/18/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution

What if we made homeless people pretty?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump

This will be a 9/11 people will never forget!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump 2026
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/24/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/24/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump 2026

Mike Pence had a breakdown last year and moved to Key West and does drag shows under the name Ernest SOHeminGAY!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Orange Is The New I Don't See Color
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/17/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/17/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Orange Is The New I Don't See Color

I’m a republican female. That still counts for something with people, like widows, women who hate themselves, foreign mail brides.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Department of Labor Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/10/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/10/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Department of Labor Emergency Meeting

Time to tighten our belt. I can’t walk around with my pants undone all the time. 

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