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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches. She was wearing a pair of dirty blue jeans and a red, cable knit sweater with white snowflakes across her chest. She stood in the doorway with her hands on her hips and a freshly lit cigarette dangling from her lips. Her graying blond hair was disheveled like she had leapt out of bed in a rush. “What’re you saggy raccoon tits doing here?”

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2020
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2020

I’m in Waco for work today. And you know what they say: “When in Waco, do as the Branch Davidians do.” So I’ll be making a stop at the Silos to have a cupcake and buy a candle. The candle will then be used to burn down a compound.

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