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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 3 — Weather or Not
David Himmel David Himmel 6/22/19 David Himmel David Himmel 6/22/19

Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 3 — Weather or Not

The changes in weather and running routes made for a cornucopia of uncertain and enjoyable scenery. Each run was an adventure and it challenged me to stay loose and attentive and fleet on my feet and to mind my body so as not to overheat or underhydrate or freeze off my skinny fingers.

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Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 2 — The Cost of This
David Himmel David Himmel 6/15/19 David Himmel David Himmel 6/15/19

Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 2 — The Cost of This

Bomb shelters, makeshift bunkers mean certain death. To survive, we must keep moving. Word of clean air has spread like gossip. It’s always just over that ridge or two clicks beyond that hill. And so we run. Speed, strength, and endurance are our only hope for survival. This is our marathon.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018

Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a cunt is not funny. That’s because it’s not a joke. I never thought Samantha Bee was all that great at telling jokes anyhow. But it is totally reasonable to call Ivanka Trump a cunt. Bee shouldn’t have apologized. Saying sorry because Big Viacom said to do so is a real cunty thing to do.

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