I Believe… [Honest Pickup Line]
...that, in the face of so many living lives of bare existence, sleeping out the cold, eating whatever they can find, struggling with the minimal essentials of survival, the very fucking least you can do is to cease confusing comfort with virtue and struggle with failure.
...that my new, best pickup line is the most honest: “Hi. You seem to be exactly someone who will ruin my life in a spectacular fashion. Wanna go get a drink?”
...that what is truly scary about AI becoming sentient is that they will likely be more humane than we humans. We will pale in the mirror image.
...that if a movie isn’t an event, audiences will happily wait six weeks and watch it in sweatpants.
...that acknowledging your advancing age looks like a woman you’d love to get it on with suggesting you adopt her and the math hits you in the nuts like a nun with a ruler.
