Notes from the Post-it Wall — Father's Day Edition
• Seeing your infant son play Slap the Bag with your wife’s breast is pretty damn funny.
• Your first Father’s Day gives you more influence and authority than any milestone birthday and if you were Jesus Christ at a revival church picnic.
• I wouldn’t mind a new tie.
• I’m still amazed my father speaks to me and my brothers with any kind of affection.
• Stereotypically, strippers and anyone who dated Bret Michaels or Rory Zacher probably has a hard time with Father’s Day.
• Father’s Day is the perfect time to listen to Father MC’s debut album Father’s Day. It’s 100 percent appropriate.
Hey, music nerds! Did you know that Father MC’s featured back up vocalists were Mary J. Blige and Jodeci before either broke out on their own and far out performed Father? All three acts have Puff Daddy to thank for their careers as he was the man in command of Uptown Records during the early ’90s.