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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
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I Believe… [Expanding Empathy]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/30/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/30/24

I Believe… [Expanding Empathy]

...that the people you encounter whose very existence challenges your worldview are an opportunity to expand rather than contract your empathy and common understanding.

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I Believe… [Anticipation]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/23/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/23/24

I Believe… [Anticipation]

...that anticipating something wonderful is often more fun than the wonderful thing. If the two match up, that’s the juice, gang.

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I Believe… [Puppy Casserole?]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/16/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/16/24

I Believe… [Puppy Casserole?]

...that if anyone in the country is guilty of eating dogs and cats they all live in the Appalachians.

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I Believe… [The Tease of Autumn]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/9/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/9/24

I Believe… [The Tease of Autumn]

...that, after a summer broiling in a giant outdoor venue for hours a day, the tease of jacket weather is as sexy as the collarbone revealed with an off-the-shoulder dress.

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I Believe… [Doing Unto Others]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/2/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/2/24

I Believe… [Doing Unto Others]

...that treating people the way you’d want to be treated is really not that difficult.

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I Believe… [It’s the Economy, Stupid]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/26/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/26/24

I Believe… [It’s the Economy, Stupid]

...that the emphasis on class and labor and muting of identity and social justice is the pivot required for the Left to win elections moving forward.

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I Believe…[Sell By Date]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/19/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/19/24

I Believe…[Sell By Date]

...that like beer and cheese, a person’s ‘sell by’ date is a fiction, an illusion designed to prioritize the new over the seasoned, youth over experience.

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I Believe…[Unsafe]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/12/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/12/24

I Believe…[Unsafe]

..that anyone not in a dark alley or the home of a known serial killer who claims the feel unsafe probably are best off becoming agoraphobic and staying inside.

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I Believe…[Desperation]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/5/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/5/24

I Believe…[Desperation]

...that the need to be liked (including the hormonally charged desire for ‘followers’) makes you the eighth grade boy at the middle school dance in line to impress the one girl who just got a training bra.

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I Believe…[The Means is the Point]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/29/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/29/24

I Believe…[The Means is the Point]

...that anyone who espouses the idea that "the end justifies the means" has forgotten that this same philosophy was used to support everything from slavery to the Holocaust to the IMF practicing "shock doctrine" economic devastation. The "means" defines the character of the end, not the other way around.

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I Believe… [Institutional Trust]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/22/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/22/24

I Believe… [Institutional Trust]

...that the absence of trust in basic societal authority is a tear in the fabric of society which makes it more essential that those in authority reach for a place of unimpeachability and transparency. Trust is lost by those with the power to abuse the contract.

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I Believe… [Boiled Egg]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/15/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/15/24

I Believe… [Boiled Egg]

...that, in terms of portability, nutrition, and flavor a boiled egg is perhaps the perfect breakfast item.

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I Believe… [Achilles Heel]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/24

I Believe… [Achilles Heel]

...that recognizing one’s Achilles heel is more about finding a compilation of weaknesses that manifest together than one tendon.

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I Believe… [Jedi Haircut]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/1/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/1/24

I Believe… [Jedi Haircut]

...that the moment a character uses a lightsaber to give herself a haircut was the pivot from cultural icon to Obi-Wan Fonzi jumping a tauntaun on a speeder bike.

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I Believe… [Unsub]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/24/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/24/24

I Believe… [Unsub]

...that I may need to date just so I can avoid the routine description of a serial killer ‘unsub’ on Criminal Minds—white male, lives alone, changes jobs frequently, antisocial. Eek.

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I Believe… [In Mockery]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/17/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/17/24

I Believe… [In Mockery]

...that a more effective approach to shame is mockery.

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I Believe…[Most Apples Are Tasty]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/10/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/10/24

I Believe…[Most Apples Are Tasty]

...that a few bad apples only spoil the barrel if you let them. Most of those apples are pretty good and tasty.

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I Believe… [Pivot]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/3/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/3/24

I Believe… [Pivot]

...that the secret to a successful day is the flexibility to pivot when things go sideways.

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I Believe… [Laughing at Tragedy]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24

I Believe… [Laughing at Tragedy]

...that the purpose of the comedy mask is to be jeering and cracking up at the tragedy mask.

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I Believe… [The Real Golden Rule]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/20/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/20/24

I Believe… [The Real Golden Rule]

...that treating people with the same respect you would like for yourself isn’t difficult as long as you don’t expect the same treatment in return.

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