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History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall
History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall

“Journey will survive the apocalypse. Cockroaches, radiation, and some asshole singing “Don't Stop Believin'” over the ruins of Cincinnati.”

“Why Cincinnati?”

“Seems like the kind of place where the apocalypse would start.”

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November 9, 2026
Don Hall

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I Believe… [Age is Just a Number That Means You're Old]

…that when you say "Age is just a number" my feet and lower back wanna sock you repeatedly in the junk until you acknowledge that age is decay and decay is the ever approaching sound of mortality. Maybe lose the "just." "Age is a number" is more true and less damning of the fact I'm wearing bifocals.

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