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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 19, 2019
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/24/19 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/24/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 19, 2019

Clocking in at 3 a.m. when the bit of work is the last thing on your day’s to-do list couples a sense of mania with the feeling of awesome productivity.

Then again, how effectively productive were you if you’re going to be wrapping your day up at 5 a.m.? Putz.

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American Shithole #52 | Vacations, Part Two: LA Waste
American Shithole Contributing Writer 3/21/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 3/21/19

American Shithole #52 | Vacations, Part Two: LA Waste

My first word on Los Angeles asphalt was a despondent “fuck.”

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American Shithole #20 — Vacations, Part One: Camping Is For Masochists
American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/14/18 American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/14/18

American Shithole #20 — Vacations, Part One: Camping Is For Masochists

It’s not a vacation if what you are doing is indistinguishable from survival training. Preparing for the coming apocalypse by eating baked beans straight out of a can is not a vacation.

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