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Mother Mo(u)rningstar
August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson
Mother Mo(u)rningstar
August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson

I’d sing for you… If i had a better time off this page. Scream to see it through…

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August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson

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I Love You and I Want You to Suck My Dick
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/16/21 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/16/21

I Love You and I Want You to Suck My Dick

I hate all your ugly, stupid, too fat, too thin, too short, too tall,
too rich, too poor, too humorless, too pathetic, too unintellectual,
too pedestrian, too suburban, too mainstream, too short-sighted,
too ignorant, too conniving, too dishonest, too two-faced,
TOO UGLY girlfriends.

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