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Julianne's Money
October 22, 2026
David Himmel
Julianne's Money
October 22, 2026
David Himmel

Being an escort for me was like being a scrapbooker on Etsy for most other single moms trying to pick up some extra money. The only difference was that I could make a few thousand bucks for one hour of potential discomfort versus making a few hundred for several hours of suffering through handmade clip art. I’m a pretty open-minded person, but I cannot for one second believe that there is any joy in being hunched over a desk, cutting and pasting other people’s memories together. It seems so lonely and juvenile.

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October 22, 2026
David Himmel

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/25/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/25/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 20, 2023

I should've been a plumber. At least then being covered in shit feels productive.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/24/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/24/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 19, 2023

What’s worse? The war in Ukraine or your hotel’s wifi? The right answer is not the popular one.

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Mike Vinopal Mike Vinopal 4/30/19 Mike Vinopal Mike Vinopal 4/30/19

Hey, Do You Watch "Robot Chicken"?

To do that kind of a joke could be considered totally appropriate to some or absolutely unforgivable, depending on the perspective.

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Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/28/18 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/28/18

Another School Shooting Homicide/Suicide

Such sadness.
Such outrage.
People pray.
(Don't you know
there is no god
and even if there was
he wouldn't save you?)

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