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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 5/21/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 5/21/18

I Believe… [Let People Enjoy the Goddamn Wedding, Already!]

…that, while I didn't watch the latest Royal Wedding, I'm not going to piss all ver people who love that stuff. The bitterness and acrimony of people who can't do anything but take a dump on someone enjoying the idea of romance and love in our crushingly depressing times is just more dung on the heap.

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Mike Vinopal, Poetry Mike Vinopal 12/4/17 Mike Vinopal, Poetry Mike Vinopal 12/4/17

Punishment vs. Rehabilitation: Reprogramming Our Functions

I think most people agree that there is good in this world. But not all. 

However, I am certain that we all can agree that bad shit exists in this world. And furthermore, I think that we all can agree, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that bad shit also happens to exist in our worlds.

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