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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

Kicked out of the restaurant for dancing topless on the table.
Fired for shaving her head in the Executive Bathroom.
Hunted by a loan shark with one eye for refusing to pay her debt.

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September 17, 2026
David Himmel

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Handling That Which We Already Knew Would Come to Pass
Don Hall Don Hall 2/5/20 Don Hall Don Hall 2/5/20

Handling That Which We Already Knew Would Come to Pass

Second, screaming in response to what we knew would happen without even an ounce of doubt accomplishes no more than a child in want of a Slurpee throwing himself to the sticky 7-11 floor and wailing like a banshee unless he gets it.

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