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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs

Asking people to see their halos creates a hostile environment.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/11/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/11/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs

“There are people in heaven who don’t belong here? That explains that a-hole on the escalator who spent the whole time not moving, looking at his phone. There was no room to move around him. I cleared my throat several times. He needs to go back to where he came from.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance

“Whaddup, motherfuckers? Don’t mind me. I’m not here. You go ahead and just do your thang. Your sweet, sweet thang. Seriously, Michael. Go on ahead. Ignore me. I’m cool.” — God

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