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The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall
The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall

There was no thunder, no glowing doorway, no mysterious wind blowing through the apartment, and no choir of angels politely alerting me that physics had submitted its resignation.

The deck simply felt heavier.

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September 14, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs

Asking people to see their halos creates a hostile environment.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/11/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/11/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs

“There are people in heaven who don’t belong here? That explains that a-hole on the escalator who spent the whole time not moving, looking at his phone. There was no room to move around him. I cleared my throat several times. He needs to go back to where he came from.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance

“Whaddup, motherfuckers? Don’t mind me. I’m not here. You go ahead and just do your thang. Your sweet, sweet thang. Seriously, Michael. Go on ahead. Ignore me. I’m cool.” — God

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