Sometimes hypocrisy just shrugs. Sometimes hypocrisy gets elected. Sometimes hypocrisy buys the platform. Sometimes hypocrisy becomes a fucking lifestyle brand.
When the pandemic hit, the world crashed. Lockdowns, quarantines, masks. Stay-at-home orders. It was nuts. It affected everyone's business, their mental health, and, most important, Ted's dick.
Sometimes hypocrisy just shrugs.
Sometimes hypocrisy gets elected.
Sometimes hypocrisy buys the platform.
Sometimes hypocrisy becomes a fucking lifestyle brand.