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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches.

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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Do You Want Nazis? Because That's How You Get Nazis.
Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/30/18 Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/30/18

Do You Want Nazis? Because That's How You Get Nazis.

The next time some centrist idiot suggests that maybe I should just have some chill, I’m going to knock his fucking teeth in. I’m done. I have zero chill.

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