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The Applause Machine: Part Three—NOW AVAILABLE IN THIRTY SECONDS
September 7, 2026
Don Hall
The Applause Machine: Part Three—NOW AVAILABLE IN THIRTY SECONDS
September 7, 2026
Don Hall

“We do not sell products. We sell relief from the injuries created by the culture selling the products. The customer arrives bleeding. We sell him a more attractive knife.”

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September 7, 2026
Don Hall

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I Believe… [Skipping Halloween?]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 10/19/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 10/19/20

I Believe… [Skipping Halloween?]

I believe… that maybe we can skip Halloween this year given that the entire year has already been a bath of horror?

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I Believe… [With a New Year Comes the Same Bullshit]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 1/1/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 1/1/18

I Believe… [With a New Year Comes the Same Bullshit]

…that no matter how much you want the New Year page turn to open up to a whole new world, Donald Trump is still the fucking president.

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