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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 13, 2025

The reward is always greater when it’s celebrated in a puddle of your blood, sweat, and tears.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 11, 2022

More of those JFK files have been released. Still, a lot of CIA info remains redacted. They don’t want us to know their practices, which is fair. National security and all that. But, they also don’t want us to know how they killed him.

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“Cat Misses Jump” Misses the Mark — A Film Review

That’s :18 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Have A Productive Day!

Alcohol optional. I mean, optimal.

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The Minutes of The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Staff Meeting

Mercury is in retrograde. Does that affect brains?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Emergency Cat Meeting

Bongo: When I bite him, he thinks I’m being playful. Maybe I need to chew through the bone next time.

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