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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 13, 2025
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/18/25 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/18/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 13, 2025

The reward is always greater when it’s celebrated in a puddle of your blood, sweat, and tears.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 11, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 11, 2022

More of those JFK files have been released. Still, a lot of CIA info remains redacted. They don’t want us to know their practices, which is fair. National security and all that. But, they also don’t want us to know how they killed him.

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“Cat Misses Jump” Misses the Mark — A Film Review
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/9/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/9/20

“Cat Misses Jump” Misses the Mark — A Film Review

That’s :18 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Have A Productive Day!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/20/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/20/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Have A Productive Day!

Alcohol optional. I mean, optimal.

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The Minutes of The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Staff Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/6/19

The Minutes of The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Staff Meeting

Mercury is in retrograde. Does that affect brains?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Emergency Cat Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/25/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/25/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Emergency Cat Meeting

Bongo: When I bite him, he thinks I’m being playful. Maybe I need to chew through the bone next time.

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