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Julianne's Money
October 22, 2026
David Himmel
Julianne's Money
October 22, 2026
David Himmel

Being an escort for me was like being a scrapbooker on Etsy for most other single moms trying to pick up some extra money. The only difference was that I could make a few thousand bucks for one hour of potential discomfort versus making a few hundred for several hours of suffering through handmade clip art. I’m a pretty open-minded person, but I cannot for one second believe that there is any joy in being hunched over a desk, cutting and pasting other people’s memories together. It seems so lonely and juvenile.

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October 22, 2026
David Himmel

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The 56th Year in Lessons Learned | Notes from an Old-ish Man

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This past year, the year of the pandemic, is the year I grew old.

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Fifty Three Years and A Shot

In the annual tradition of penning a list of things I learned in the year, year 53 has been a doozy. 

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Crossing Over Into the Second Half Century

Today, I am fifty-one years old.  A full six years past my predetermined demise and a year into my fifth decade.  What did I learn in my fifty-first year worth remembering?

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