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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
David Himmel

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Ode/Apologia to/for My Body
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/8/24 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/8/24

Ode/Apologia to/for My Body

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 27, 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/2/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/2/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 27, 2022

What’s worse than a cold bathroom? The Holocaust. That’s it.

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Happy Birthday to Me. I'm 53. I Feel Old.
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 3/28/21 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 3/28/21

Happy Birthday to Me. I'm 53. I Feel Old.

This past year, the year of the pandemic, is the year I grew old.

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A Troubling Hare
Paul Teodo, Fiction Don Hall 12/22/20 Paul Teodo, Fiction Don Hall 12/22/20

A Troubling Hare

I have a lot of problems. Let me restate that. A lot of problems have me. Having a problem is an illusion. It implies I have control over that problem. I don’t. The problem has control over me.

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I Am Constantly Relearning How to Love my Body
Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/19/19 Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/19/19

I Am Constantly Relearning How to Love my Body

Sometimes I take selfies and I post them on the internet. I wonder if people will think I’m vain, but then I think that liking my appearance enough to be vain is itself a kind of victory.

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