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The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall
The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall

There was no thunder, no glowing doorway, no mysterious wind blowing through the apartment, and no choir of angels politely alerting me that physics had submitted its resignation.

The deck simply felt heavier.

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September 14, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Shoots Person on 5th Avenue!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/25/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/25/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Shoots Person on 5th Avenue!

Lindsay Graham says, “It’s unusual, but that’s Trump style.”

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I Believe... [Modern Partisanship Resembles a Preschool Bathroom Break]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 4/23/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 4/23/18

I Believe... [Modern Partisanship Resembles a Preschool Bathroom Break]

...that nothing makes me happier than Hannity being exposed and Ryan leaving the House. If McConnell is discovered to have a cache of weasel pornography on his hard drive and photos of himself with him jacking off while eating dogshit, I'd be the Happiest Asshole on Planet OMG.

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American Shithole #13 — Sean Hannity's Pain Is My Coping Mechanism
American Shithole Contributing Writer 4/19/18 American Shithole Contributing Writer 4/19/18

American Shithole #13 — Sean Hannity's Pain Is My Coping Mechanism

It was still a beautiful day; immediately made all the more beatific, as Sean Hannity’s universe was suddenly shat upon by life’s equivalent of an elephant anus to the face, at point blank range.

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