I Believe… [It’s the Flags You Fly That Brand You a Dipshit]

I believe… that no matter how righteous your protest, as soon as you display that Confederate flag and those swastikas, we all know you’re an asshole.

Joe Janes 5/30/18 Joe Janes 5/30/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency Meeting of the Ambien Marketing Department

Our hashtag #Ambien is trending. That hasn’t happened in forever. Even when the whole department did the ALS challenge while on Ambien.

Joe Janes 4/4/18 Joe Janes 4/4/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The Roseanne Season 2 Writer’s Room

Rosanne - With Jackie mortally wounded, I can be at her deathbed and her last words to me are, “You were right.” And I say, “I was alt-right.”