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History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall
History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall

“Journey will survive the apocalypse. Cockroaches, radiation, and some asshole singing “Don't Stop Believin'” over the ruins of Cincinnati.”

“Why Cincinnati?”

“Seems like the kind of place where the apocalypse would start.”

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November 9, 2026
Don Hall

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David Himmel David Himmel 5/7/25 David Himmel David Himmel 5/7/25

A Non-denominational Jew Weighs in on the Conclave and Catholic Leadership

Fr. Fred came off more as a hippie than a priest. He wore the collar, but other than that, you never would have guessed he was a man of the cloth. He was a small man, cute, even. His office was adorned with macramé plant holders and beanbag chairs and quilts. It felt like a new-age birthing center without the feminists.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 20, 2025

Between the Blue Origin Failure of Feminism and JD Vance killing Pope Francis, I have not loved the internet this much since 1997 when I learned I could use it to find photos of a topless Cameron Diaz.

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