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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 17, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 17, 2022

One day, Paul McCartney will be dead and that’s a fact I can’t wrap my head around.

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The Most Shocking Revelations from McCARTNEY 3, 2, 1
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Yesterday was originally called Scrambled Eggs and was 127 verses and over two hours long including a 20-minute belly slapping solo by Ringo.

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Notes from the Post-It Wall — Week of April 30, 2017
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Notes from the Post-It Wall — Week of April 30, 2017

... I picked apart a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. The chocolate on its own, kinda sucks. The peanut butter on its own kinda sucks. Eating the chocolate and peanut butter separately is like Paul McCartney and John Lennon. They’re completely awful unless they’re together. ...

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