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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/11/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/11/19

I Believe… [90% of Republicans Approve of The Trump, We Might Want to Re-strategize This Deal]

…that if 90 percent of Republicans approve of Donald’s “work” as president in February 2019, we’re doing a piss-poor job persuading them otherwise.

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19

American Shithole #43 | GOP Senators are the Embodiment of Cowardice

I hope we get to hold them down and carve a giant “T” into their thick fucking skulls before this is all over — although I imagine history has far worse in store for them. The “T” is for Traitor, of course, although that word will become synonymous with Trump in due time.

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Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!

Trump: Remember last week when everyone was freaking out about me saying n*gg*r on a tape somewhere? 

Kelly: Every week makes me nostalgic for the week before.

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