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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Trump's Perfect Call to the CDC

I just wanted to tell you that I am doing a terrific job.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Official White House Response to the Caronavirus

We should also take all those cancer-causing windmills along the coasts and borders and point them out toward the oceans.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Presidential Medal of Rush

I want my State of the Union speech to melt all the snowflakes across America, like if climate change were a real thing.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons

I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite

Are you telling me white people aren’t allowed to be lynched? That’s racist!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution

What if we made homeless people pretty?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump

This will be a 9/11 people will never forget!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Be Bester

Make Children Great Again!

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