The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Trump's Perfect Call to the CDC
I just wanted to tell you that I am doing a terrific job.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Official White House Response to the Caronavirus
We should also take all those cancer-causing windmills along the coasts and borders and point them out toward the oceans.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Presidential Medal of Rush
I want my State of the Union speech to melt all the snowflakes across America, like if climate change were a real thing.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!
“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons
I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite
Are you telling me white people aren’t allowed to be lynched? That’s racist!
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution
What if we made homeless people pretty?
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump
This will be a 9/11 people will never forget!
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Be Bester
Make Children Great Again!
There was no thunder, no glowing doorway, no mysterious wind blowing through the apartment, and no choir of angels politely alerting me that physics had submitted its resignation.
The deck simply felt heavier.