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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 15, 2026
Feb 20, 2026
David Himmel
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 15, 2026
Feb 20, 2026
David Himmel

If the Royal Family has enough sense in their inbred brains to support the arrest and subsequent punishment of the Andrew Formerly Known as Prince, then American leaders ought to have equal sense to investigate and punish the other Epstein-related offenders. Or, at the very least, admit that American Power is too insulated for true justice to ever have a chance at prevailing and own up to being a criminal enterprise. Something far worse than being inbred. (Though, probably not as bad as being married to Meghan Markle.)

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Feb 20, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family

Joseph: We paid our bill.

Inn Keeper: You paid for two people and a mule.

Mary: Are you trying to charge us for our baby Jesus?

Joseph: She gave birth in straw. Straw! 

Inn Keeper: Exactly! Blood everywhere. Have you ever tried to clean straw?

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