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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 30, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/5/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/5/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 30, 2023

“AI expert” is a 2023 phrase that gives me the same feeling as “Social media expert” in 2009. As new as it is and as fast as it’s changing, how can you consider yourself or anyone else an expert? We should be mindful of the foreboding foreshadowing in front of us.

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Adventures from the Orlando International Airport
David Himmel David Himmel 4/24/23 David Himmel David Himmel 4/24/23

Adventures from the Orlando International Airport

If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (it doesn’t) then what happens in Orlando haunts you for months.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/14/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/14/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023

Justice Clarence Thomas is exactly the guy today he was in 1991. An angry, entitled, hateful prick with little regard for rules that impact him.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 5, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/10/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/10/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 5, 2023

Florida is America’s limp penis, and it is in dire need of receiving a botched circumcision.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 17, 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/22/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/22/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 17, 2022

One day, Paul McCartney will be dead and that’s a fact I can’t wrap my head around.

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What Else Can We Name After President Donald J. Trump?
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/11/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/11/21

What Else Can We Name After President Donald J. Trump?

The President Trump Offical Presidential Library (just a kiosk between sunglasses and smartphone covers at a dying mall in southern Florida)

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Visit Florida, Man!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/19/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/19/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Visit Florida, Man!

Florida: The World’s Largest Drive-Thru Zoo. Next!

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It's Cool to Walk Out of School
David Himmel David Himmel 3/14/18 David Himmel David Himmel 3/14/18

It's Cool to Walk Out of School

Today's ENOUGH National School Walkout is set to be one our country's most historical, nuanced and, hopefully, most effective protests. It's always been the youth who are first to take to the streets but they've never been this young before.

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