![I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1596294665214-UV4PRILUO6H329HDJUYR/IMG_1272.jpeg)
I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]
I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.
A Shock to the System: Can an All Encompassing Revolution Sustain Itself?
“This is not going to go the way you think.”
- Luke Skywalker
![I Believe… [Christmas Layoffs Are the Spawn of Hell]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1545364607309-2DPI9XFTCVWS0Y8ON6P1/ibelieve....jpg)
I Believe… [Christmas Layoffs Are the Spawn of Hell]
…that any company that fires someone just before Christmas should be burned to the ground. That includes lauded comedy institutions, banks, orphanages, and indie record stores.
...that the cruel joke is that prisons and cliffs share the same architecture: an edge you’re afraid to cross. The only way to learn which one you’re standing on is to step forward and trust gravity to reveal the truth.