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A Well Earned Distrust of Permanence
Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall
A Well Earned Distrust of Permanence
Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall

People stop believing in permanence because permanence stopped believing in them.

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Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20

I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

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A Shock to the System: Can an All Encompassing Revolution Sustain Itself?
Don Hall Don Hall 7/29/20 Don Hall Don Hall 7/29/20

A Shock to the System: Can an All Encompassing Revolution Sustain Itself?

“This is not going to go the way you think.”
- Luke Skywalker

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I Believe… [Christmas Layoffs Are the Spawn of Hell]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 12/24/18 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 12/24/18

I Believe… [Christmas Layoffs Are the Spawn of Hell]

…that any company that fires someone just before Christmas should be burned to the ground. That includes lauded comedy institutions, banks, orphanages, and indie record stores.

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