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THE WITNESSES: Chapter Three
November 2, 2026
Don Hall
THE WITNESSES: Chapter Three
November 2, 2026
Don Hall

The second voice arrived on Thursday morning while Monte was attempting to make toast.

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November 2, 2026
Don Hall

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/17/19

American Shithole #43 | GOP Senators are the Embodiment of Cowardice

I hope we get to hold them down and carve a giant “T” into their thick fucking skulls before this is all over — although I imagine history has far worse in store for them. The “T” is for Traitor, of course, although that word will become synonymous with Trump in due time.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/16/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/16/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Things That Are Trying to Kill Me

Joe’s Penis – We’ve been friends ever since you spilled some shampoo on your junk when you were fourteen.

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 9/6/18 American Shithole Contributing Writer 9/6/18

American Shithole #24 — A Love Letter to the UK, Revisited

I penned this genuine, heartfelt love letter to the United Kingdom in the summer of 2016, quite possibly hours after the news of the Brexit vote broke. America followed suit a few months later, by instructing the world to "hold my beer."

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