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The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall
The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall

There was no thunder, no glowing doorway, no mysterious wind blowing through the apartment, and no choir of angels politely alerting me that physics had submitted its resignation.

The deck simply felt heavier.

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September 14, 2026
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 9/30/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 9/30/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022

Serious question for women: When you put your Birkenstocks on, can you hear every straight man’s penis shriveling up, dying, and falling off?

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020

It’s time to cancel white men who wear Birkenstocks.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/22/19 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/22/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019

• Forgiveness is not valued enough. And too often, it’s not even attempted. And that’s why we’re doomed.

• I feel a crushing amount of guilt and regret for thinking that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is an attractive person. I feel the same way about Ivanka Trump.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/14/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/14/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017

• If you’re mad that Patton Oswalt is engaged a little more than a year after his first wife died, you’re a jerk. Simple as that. Who are you to understand one person’s heart and how it heals and what it needs and how it loves? You need to reduce your desire for outrage and leave people alone.

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