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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022

Serious question for women: When you put your Birkenstocks on, can you hear every straight man’s penis shriveling up, dying, and falling off?

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020

It’s time to cancel white men who wear Birkenstocks.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019

• Forgiveness is not valued enough. And too often, it’s not even attempted. And that’s why we’re doomed.

• I feel a crushing amount of guilt and regret for thinking that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is an attractive person. I feel the same way about Ivanka Trump.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017
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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017

• If you’re mad that Patton Oswalt is engaged a little more than a year after his first wife died, you’re a jerk. Simple as that. Who are you to understand one person’s heart and how it heals and what it needs and how it loves? You need to reduce your desire for outrage and leave people alone.

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