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The Applause Machine: Part Three—NOW AVAILABLE IN THIRTY SECONDS
September 7, 2026
Don Hall
The Applause Machine: Part Three—NOW AVAILABLE IN THIRTY SECONDS
September 7, 2026
Don Hall

“We do not sell products. We sell relief from the injuries created by the culture selling the products. The customer arrives bleeding. We sell him a more attractive knife.”

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September 7, 2026
Don Hall

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I Believe...[Outing Spacey Doesn't Erase the ShitShow That Was "Rent"]
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I Believe...[Outing Spacey Doesn't Erase the ShitShow That Was "Rent"]

...that, if you're going to carry around a palm-sized supercomputer that cost you a grand and is made almost entirely of in your back pocket, you probably shouldn't treat it like a disposable burner phone. The computing power to send NASA to the moon should not be so carelessly stashed that close to your bunghole, bro.

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