I Believe… [Wrecking Ball]
...that America is a woman who says she prefers a good guy who is socially conscious, respectful, and attentive to her needs but ends up with the bad boy who treats her like shit but can rail her like a pit bull in the bathroom of a Stuckey’s.
...that if all the signs point to the same conclusion it’s best to accept that conclusion rather than force yourself to believe in the conclusion you’d prefer. Move on.
...that few things are more annoying than one of your ears getting plugged up and making your head feel like it’s encased in a fishbowl and rendering you partially deaf.
...that, when coming in and making sweeping changes in an organization, it’s best to Miley Cyrus that shit and wrecking ball the place.
...that a vegan cupcake is just a cup of dirt, amiright?
