I Believe... [Probst for President]

I Believe... [Probst for President]

By Don Hall

…that while Dave Chapelle is a genius in comedic construction, Bill Burr makes me laugh harder. While many find them insensitive, I find most “woke” comedians to be tedious, and it’s all subjective so shut up already.

…that if your big complaint is that no one should pick on a 16-year-old girl for her politic beliefs perhaps you should more fully reflect on your online vitriol hurled at the smirking kid in the MAGA hat last year.

…that if I really wanted a reality TV star to be president, it would be Jeff Probst of Survivor.

…that if you can’t cover up your ass crack or underwear in public, you probably aren’t a professional anything except maybe a stripper. And, even then, maybe some crack-waxing is in order.

…that with the median age of American leadership getting old enough to need walkers, scooters, and Viagra, I’m okay with ceding control of the State to some folks born between 1965 and 1986.

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Hope Idiotic | Part IX

Hope Idiotic | Part IX