Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 22, 2019

By David Himmel

• I really hate having to take a crap before noon.

• The worst thing about the 2010s decade was the Star Wars sequels.

• The second worst thing about the 2010s decade is the rise of obtuse American division.

• I foresee the vision jokes being made throughout 2020 being really fun. This New Year’s comedy will be a sight to behold. 

If Viagra is meant to help with productivity at work, I’ll have to stop wearing sweatpants to the office.

• Come New Year’s Eve, I’ll have not been a virgin for twenty years.

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