I Believe… [Auto Insurance is a Scam]
…that with everyone and their dog looking for a fight at every turn, maybe suppressing your reaction to hostility for 30 seconds each time is a better option than all the healthy emotional spewing your therapist and your helicopter parent recommend.
...that by overturning Roe v. Wade and getting into bed with the Kremlin, the GOP has all but guaranteed their ouster soon enough but the Left will probably fuck it up anyway...
…that the idea of insurance is a great one but the reality of getting your parked car hit by a drunk kid in his mom's truck with scam insurance and then having to negotiate the value of your car with your own insurance company that has determined the cosmetic damage is too costly to fix so fuck it, it's a total loss, we'll settle with you for a third of the resale value of the car is not so fucking great.
…that the difference between trolling and mocking Trump and trolling and mocking Trump voters is the difference that will determine who runs the country in 2020. Hate Trump (cuz it's so easy) but persuade the voters. Those who contend that they can't reason with them are just lazy academics.
…that, at this point, any public figure fooled by Sacha Baron Cohen wearing prosthetics and an accent deserves to be seen as dumb as a bucket of America Doll parts.