Step 1: Identify the problem. Step 2: Make a TikTok about it. Step 3: Make adjustments and manage it. Step 4: Find peace.

Fear can be mastered. Loathing is destructive.

If I could travel through time, I’d go back and invent a time machine sooner.

I should've been a plumber. At least then being covered in shit feels productive.

The hardest part about being an adult is the same as being a kid: so often, you have to do things you just really, really don’t want to do.

Life’s greatest challenge is finding the middle lane without crossing over into oncoming traffic.

All hype is subject to criticism.

Don’t be a quitter, be a failure.

“Neurodiversity” is the new “irreconcilable differences.”

When having a conversation around socio-economic-political things, you don’t have to give historical context with every opinion you offer. It’s a conversation, not a lecture. And as a general rule of common decency, when having a conversation, don’t lecture, it makes you sound like an asshole and we won’t want to talk with you anymore.