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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
David Himmel

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American Shithole #55 | Who the Fuck is Candace Owens?
American Shithole Contributing Writer 4/11/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 4/11/19

American Shithole #55 | Who the Fuck is Candace Owens?

Black fucking Nazis, you say? Will wonders never cease? I tell you, this administration’s ability to unleash every festering boil of stupidity in this country, is absolutely astounding.

Trump is the Pied Piper of Batshit Crazy.

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