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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The North Star
Poetry Contributing Writer 6/10/22 Poetry Contributing Writer 6/10/22

The North Star

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Weeping in the Dentist's Chair — Four Poems Featuring Teeth
Poetry Guest User 8/25/19 Poetry Guest User 8/25/19

Weeping in the Dentist's Chair — Four Poems Featuring Teeth

In either case you’re pretty lucky. Your ache is not as bad as the ache-ache-bleed-bleed of some others who need constant medicine and other means to help ease and regulate the symptoms.

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God Makes an Omelet
Poetry, Sheri Reda Sheri Reda 8/23/19 Poetry, Sheri Reda Sheri Reda 8/23/19

God Makes an Omelet

Morning has broken.

First me, then you, then the country

strewn left and right, spoiled

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Cal Embraces the Death Penalty
Poetry, Sheri Reda, Contributor Sheri Reda 7/14/19 Poetry, Sheri Reda, Contributor Sheri Reda 7/14/19

Cal Embraces the Death Penalty

“You know what I want to get her, I mean, if I don't break up with her?

I want to get her one of those stun guns you can get at Walmart—”

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Hey, Girl, Hey, It's the Month of May — Three Poems
Poetry Guest User 5/17/19 Poetry Guest User 5/17/19

Hey, Girl, Hey, It's the Month of May — Three Poems

Buying luck with soft licks of cash
Exhilaration alone empties your stash.
Planes cruise overhead, the planet turns
Palm tress sway, but no one learns
It’s all about love in these years.
So, how about love in these years?

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