My first high school steady
was a computer geek.
I read sci-fi novels
and corrected his college essay.
We tried bondage and anal.
I'm lucky his interest in me
wasn't confined to the cranial.

My first high school steady
was a computer geek.
I read sci-fi novels
and corrected his college essay.
We tried bondage and anal.
I'm lucky his interest in me
wasn't confined to the cranial.

I always thought relationships were just nuisances. My first boyfriend was annoying. My second boyfriend was even more annoying.

My third boyfriend was — wait — this was something real. His name was Mike.