I just want to know the truth.

“I’ve been sitting in the waiting room forever, doc, give it to me straight — how bad is my country?”

“I’m afraid you have late-stage four Klepto-Capitalism; it’s malignant, and left untreated, it’s terminal.”

“Any good news, doc?”

“Not really.”

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