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The Bends
November 12, 2026
David Himmel
The Bends
November 12, 2026
David Himmel

The drag of the drawer
The twist of the cap
The clink of the ice
against the glass.
A better feeling than the sounds of today’s past.

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November 12, 2026
David Himmel

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I Want to Be the Core Holding in Your Hedge Fund of Pussy

You date like you're running a hedge fund, always keeping some women on the side just in case your current main squeeze doesn't work out, is busy or out of town, or pisses you off…

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