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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Fortifies The Wall
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/2/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/2/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Fortifies The Wall

Dr. Evil: We fill the alligators with scorpions and replace their teeth with fruit-flavored vape cartridges.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force

We’re being SUED and then we’ll be SUED again until it goes to the supreme COURT and we win when Kavanaugh’s vote butt CHUGS it in people’s faces.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Building and Paying for the Wall
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/24/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/24/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Building and Paying for the Wall

Me-hee-ko? They’ll pay. We’ll charge a cover charge at the border crossing. Or, even better, a membership fee! Want to enjoy the greatest country in the world? It’s going to cost you $100k a year. Love it. Call the Democrats! There’s your DACA! Now, seriously, leave. 

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